Monday, December 22, 2008

Lesbian Vampire Killers

If you are even just a little bit like me, you have already heard of this upcoming movie called Lesbian Vampire Killers. Not only that, but you are actually excited about this film. Yep, I’m being serious.

Lesbian Vampire Killers tells the great story of a little village where all the woman have been enslaved by a local pack of lesbian vampires. The men are unsure what to do next and decide to send two young guys to the lesbian vampire pack as a sacrifice.

The official plot description sounds even more awesome:



“Eternal slacker Jimmy Maclaren and his friend, Fletch, are enjoying a walking holiday on The Moors. Thanks to an unfortunate series of events, they find themselves stuck in a remote cottage with a camper-van full of sexy foreign student girls, besieged by a hungry army of lascivious lesbian vampires.

Can they make it till dawn or will the Sapphic soul suckers bleed them dry?”


I love vampires and lesbians, so it’s like getting two for the price of one. Plus it’s a horror movie yet a comedy. Oh and did I mention that it is set in Wales? Man, it just sounds too good to be true.

Or perhaps just a little too weird. Or too dumb. The tagline is: Two no-hopers. One cursed village. One hell of a night! Hmm. Well this could either mean a totally retarded movie or an awesome one.

Either way, I’ll definitely be watching this as soon as it comes out. Who’s with me?

P.S. Merry Xmas

3 comments:

Feylamia said...

I cannot wait to see this. I'm really hoping for some sort of Buffy reference, too. *crosses her fingers*

Feylamia said...

There's a trailer out now which doesn't look half bad. :)

Natazzz said...

Thanks Feylamia, it looks pretty awesome.

I also love how it doesn't take itself seriously at all.