I am one of those people who does not really enjoy eating chocolate. I mean, I am happy to eat a little piece of it now and then, but I do not get what the big deal is. What is so great about chocolate?
One of my friends is so addicted to chocolate she could eat it all day. Not only that, but it also makes her strangely euphoric. She even compared eating chocolate to having an orgasm. I believe she was serious.
Chocolate does absolutely nothing for me. Well, that is not completely true. If I have more than a few bites, it makes me feel sick.
If I would wake up tomorrow and there would no longer be any chocolate in the world, I would not care at all. I am weird that way. I don’t care for chocolate, just like I do not care for dancing. Most people don’t understand either.
Give me a big bag of crisps though, and I will empty it. Easily. Or a bottle of wine.
Do let me know if you also don’t care for chocolate. It would be great to know I am not the only weirdo.